Thursday, 27 November 2008

Today's news (28/11/08)

*England has found a convenient excuse to call off the tour and avoid 7-0 humiliation. The role of England Cricket Board in the Mumbai attacks cannot be ruled out. Intelligence agencies are probing this possibility.
*Advani and Shivraj Patil rushed to Mumbai to oversee the counter-terror operations and as a result the rescue operations were delayed by 2 hours.
*MNS chief Raj Thackeray and his supporters were arrested when they attacked north Indian army men involved in the operation against terrorists in Mumbai.
*Balram Naidu of RAW, who was holidaying in some remote village in west Godavari district rushed to Mumbai after the attacks.
*Indian Mujahideen militants get 37% hike in performance appraisal.
*Deccan Mujahideen cadres get 52% hike. A Deccan Mujahideen operative, who didn't want to be named, said: "We will strive hard to get 100% hike next year, Insha Allah"
*LTTE plans to trim its headcount by 10% in the wake of huge losses suffered by it in the third quarter of 2008. LTTE spokesman who confirmed the development said: "We will achieve this through suicide bombings"
*Lashkar-e-Toiba decides to go public. Lehman Brothers will manage the IPO..Oops sorry they are no more. Goldman Sachs will be the lead advisor if they don't file for bankruptcy before the IPO.
*Osama Bin Laden named NDTV terrorist of the year.

11 comments:

suresh said...

terrorist kaima...got all first hand info @ ur blog :) innovative collection da... (enga irunthu sutta)

Krishna Prasad said...

hehe engerundum sudala da..vera vela illaama yosichu ezhudinen :)

Ninja said...

he he...kaima....funny!!!

Krishna Prasad said...

:)

Unknown said...

nice post da!

Unknown said...

LOL! I miss your jokes da :) Keep them coming

vikram singh said...

hahah sahi hai .... mast likha hai.

Narayanan Narasimhan said...

(bow) (bow)
(rofl)
You keep leaving evidences of you terrorist involvement all over the internet.. am sure ATS is already on to u!!

gautham said...

haha, brilliant machan. very witty.

Unknown said...

Kima is back to his old form once again.. kicks the mujahideen's ass so hard that their balls fall out of their mouth. Long time since i read or heard something so kima-ish... keep on blogging.

Anirban Naskar said...

awesome :)